Matthew

Matthew is a very awkward at times and tends to be not so good at sports. Claims chess is a sport and has a big ego that can be over bearing at times.

Sarah: look who it is
Jon: oh shit it’s Matthew. Gross

by Sugardaddy02 November 22, 2021

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.

Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party

Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew

Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

by WordGod22 January 28, 2022

Matthew sturnioloK

The reason why my gf dosent love me 🖕

Me: matthew sturnioloK

Her: unboyfriended
Unboyfriended= sad💔🙁👎🏽

by Suckonmacock November 19, 2023

Matthew

To sexy to comprehend and is way better at Fortnite than Ramon.

He does sport and stuff and drink many beer.

oh shit, Matthew cool dude i should be awsome to him and friends

by CrashP January 15, 2024

Pulling a Matthew

The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be.

Bro what suit should I get?
I don’t know but you better not be pulling a matthew

by Litty john November 16, 2019

Matthew

Matthew means gift from god,

Matthew is special

by elle vivaaaa November 22, 2021

Matthew-Remillard

Totally awesome or cool.

That L.E.D t.v. is totally matthew-remillard!

by rocker-dude April 29, 2011