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Matthew

by duskm3 April 7, 2022
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Matthew

A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.
-Hey Matthew!
-hey poopyhead!
-(explodes)
by Mestopesto April 7, 2022
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Matthew Champlin

by mature boy April 7, 2022
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matthew

matthew is asian and cool
who's that
dat is matthew
omg :O
by beckaythegreat April 14, 2022
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Matthew

A boy that is the best friend I could ever ask for
I love you Matthew.
by Layla_theidiot April 16, 2022
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Abuse Matthew day

Today is abuse Matthew Vanotti day, it is on the 12/11 and it’s the day to just beat the shit out of him. Although I love you and you are my boyfriend this will be interesting 😘
Oooh it’s the 12th of November ITS ABUSE MATTHEW DAY
by Secretly anonymously anonymous November 10, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew is a pretty cool guy. Although he has some bad sides, like never admitting hes wrong, and he always thinks hes the best out of all his friends. hes more of a type of guy who likes to hang out with his crushes rather than his friends. Matthew can be helpful at times, and can be pretty chill. sometimes he gets really angry and annoyed.
hey Matthew, isnt 2+2 four?
no, its five im im right
by KingFlames87 November 10, 2020
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