Light year

Used to measure ur mother

Person A: What is a lightyear

Person: B: Light year is the only way to measure the size of ur mother

by dickchungus June 7, 2021

crystal light

Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.

I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.

by Yahoones February 13, 2023

Reset Light

A light that makes the value of your house go up

I put 3 reset lights in and increased my house value $10,000

by Garza M July 9, 2021

Tube-Light Analysis

This is a term used to refer to someone that's observed or analysed something that has already been implied or is obvious.

Commentator of a game: Mumbai Indians lost the match due to their poor batting display.
David: Mumbai could've batted better.
David's friend: Why does this guy give his tube-light analysis all the time

by Imtheberrybadguy September 27, 2021

little light

an alternative to saying the "glow" term which some find offensive

"shit it's the little light on my computer again bro!"

by darfefe24 May 18, 2022

light stabbing

Just the tip of the blade. Not necessary to go hilt (guard) deep.

The man was so aggravating I wanted to give him a light stabbing.

by fatsalle May 13, 2021

More Lights Than Darth Vader's Bathtub

Term used to describe something that has a ridiculous amount of lights of all kinds on it.

Ye Gods! This thing has more lights than Darth Vader's bathtub!

by RTM 1963 July 27, 2021