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Joe Morley

1: The act of verbally one upping someone.
2: Someone who verbally one ups someone with a blatant lie.
3: A generally disliked cunt
Person a: "Last week something funny happened, I was waiting for the bus when someone dropped threatened to beat me up for no reason".
Person b: "Oh yeah, that happened to me this morning but the person pulled out a HUGE 14 INCH SERRATED MILITARY GRADE KNIFE AND HELD IT TO MY THROAT"
Person a: "You're such a fucking Joe Morley"
Joe Morley by asgaslkghjsld March 28, 2022
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joe papa 

the new trend on the internet he never came back with the milk
kyle: do you know joe
peter: joe mama?
kyle: no joe papa

Joe Biten 

Joe Biten is a nice president that bites a lot, though he is a punk ass weirdo. His brother is Joe Biden and they’ve both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people stopped electing him which is why he’s not famous anymore. No one talks about him anymore and the public doesn’t know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard in 2015. The only person that knows where he lives is Donald Trump, since he’s also a bastard. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full description of the story of all these people will be in the link below. (There’s no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!
Damn, is that Joe Biden in Walmart!?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That’s Joe BITEN. He bites a lot, don’t come up close to him, he’s like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he’ll have a meeting with lions that also bite. Isn’t it obvious they’re his close friends?
Joe Biten by anonymous April 27, 2022

joe toxic lig balls 

Its the most contracted illness among many men. it will kill you really fast and you will get no bitches.
yo nigga you hot joe toxic lig balls

Joe Bidum 

Joe Biden is the man that is supposedly running the country of USA. He helped the Taliban take over Afghanistan, said to make every vote count (including illegal votes), publicly fell on Air Force One’s stairs(3x), AND, he forgets things easily, said that we would be safe without him.
Joe Biden is Joe Bidum
Joe Bidum by Blue_Bandit June 21, 2022

Joe the whale

A whale that acts like a child.
Joe the whale is depressed.
Joe the whale likes to listen to Archer sing his "Whale" song.
Joe the whale got diagnosed with depression by a student reading Tarot Cards.
Joe the whale is sleepy and lazy.
Joe is a loving and sweet whale, once you get to know him you can see his true colours. He is a manipulative whale that steels keys and hairbrushes.
Joe lives in a dorm.
Joe eats oregano for fun!
Joe the whale by Joseph Whales November 16, 2022