Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum

No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.

It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.

Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.

by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024

Jimmy Jazz

Humoriste

Jimmy Jazz a fait rire hier

Jimmy Jazz l'humoriste qui a moins de rythme

by Jimmy jazz 1 November 22, 2021

Stinging Jimmy

The very end of a joint, which tends to “sting” your lungs upon inhalation due to the burning of the built up tar. Also called a “roach”.

Aw fuck, now our joint has turned into a stinging jimmy.

by Ann Tifa November 02, 2021

Jimmy Pill

When you take a pill and become a raging political you tuber

D-man took a jimmy pill and started ranting about politics.

by Hot Dog Goblin April 29, 2020

jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy wants to fake several instances of prom with females.

Did you hear they canceled prom this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, are you free for prom pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, I'm always free for jimmy posting!

by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021

jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy fakes several instances of prom with false female dates.

Did you hear prom was canceled this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, you free for pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, you know I'm always up for jimmy posting.

by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021

jimmy peen

very very small penis. can also be used as a unit of measurement.

“Yo i bet you have a jimmy peen”

by goochalini June 09, 2020