january 31st

give your girl bsf your hoodie for 5 whole days and hug them

Emily: hey, it’s january 31st
Jake: oh,l okay have my hoodie

hugs*

by ihaveapig January 29, 2024

January 2

January 2 is national call your gf/bf daddy

January 2 Is the day to say daddy

by Nfkkdkdkf December 12, 2020

Jack off january

Jack off january is when a man or boy can jack off as many times as they want as long as it accuser in january

I hope jack off january comes soon im ready.

by jakepaul124 November 17, 2020

January 28

The day an amazing person and boyfriend was born. He is funny sweet kind caring loving and so much moreeee! I loveeee uuuuuu 🥳👴❤️

On January 28 the best people are born!

by #bestieboo69 December 21, 2023

January 1st

January 1st is national dttwt (dream team twitter) selfie day

Fan:hey! Its January 1st and dream posted something on twitter
Dttwt:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

by Please i need a name December 24, 2020

jeeting january

yu jeet in january innit

“it’s jeeting january” -j’

by j’ January 1, 2024

January 21st

National fake sick day

Jack: ughh I don’t wanna school

Megan: you don’t want january 21st is?
jack: no what is it?
megan: it’s national fake sick day. everyone and their mom is doing it!!!

by bad bitch from the 314 January 20, 2020