The Internet

A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)

Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah

by ur mom's spatula March 28, 2019

internet nonce

A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.

"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"

by Allah snack at August 20, 2017

Internet

a selfish, arrogant asshole

Miley Cyrus: You're such an internet! Can't stand you!

by 123real definitions September 21, 2019

American Internet

It is fast af

Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 3, 2021

Internet house

The windows OS are your windows, the applications are your hobbies and your friends are your family.

Bobby: Man I wish my internet house was real
Steve: You're a saddo who needs to go outside.

by TravisScott7777777 April 15, 2023

Internet-funny

Being 14% of normal funny, and 130% of normal 'i fucking hate you for doing that' ...

''I'd make a chemistry joke but I wouldn't get a reaction'' ''Wow you're so internet-funny... kys''

by kewlkez December 12, 2016

Internetted

The act of searching for something on the Internet.

I internetted it to find the answer.

by korabou October 10, 2016