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internet archeology

Internet archeology is when somebody finds an internet fossil.
"I caught up a bit on some internet archeology"
by i inform people July 14, 2025
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internet genius

Example: Hey, look that guy, he can start his Netflix at his phone while connected with it on the laptop on stupid wifi. He is an internet genius.
Example2: Having an iPad in Eastern Europe makes you an internet genius!
by nerdygirlfg March 15, 2020
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black internet

it represents a bad connection of internet that is laggy or high ping
nigga, your internet is black.
this black internet is so slow.
by hotwheelsnigga August 21, 2023
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abbas's internet

Abbas's internet means "Shitty ass toilet"

How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls
How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls
by WaldoCumMaster June 29, 2022
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Internet Children

Internet children
A minor or group of minors who preform sexual acts*pay for playbased services offer pedophiles and degenerates content that usually involves the exploitation of children for sexual gain.
Person#1:what's wrong with you, searching for Internet children on the internet.
Person#2: I need help.
Person#1: I'm calling the fbi dawg, this is illegal.
by Michelthegreatest November 16, 2023
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Internet Suicide

Posting something intentionally cringe or offensive in order to receive hate so they can just sit back and laugh at people actually falling for it even though you don't mean it.
Person 1: did you see how Tim committee internet suicide?

Person 2: yeah, it was funny but if a company like Amazon or Microsoft finds out, he's in trouble.
by Daddys_boi May 27, 2022
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Thats just the internet

The thing that people say when a fellow person on the internet is just trying to live their lives.
Girl: Why is everyone so mean to me? I didnt join social media for this!
Me: Thats just the internet, better get used to it
by fantomiscool February 19, 2020
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