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Miley Cyrus: You're such an internet! Can't stand you!
by 123real definitions September 21, 2019
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A place where anyone can state when the world is going to end, where the automatic images are of trump and Hilary, and where people express opinions they are uncomfortable with in real life because it would cause a malstrom of hate an yelling and anger that can only be enjoyed through a screen where no one has the ability to punch you.
Person 1: I've heard from the internet that the world is ending tomorrow... :)

Person 2: I thought that the world ended last week?
by Duh_psycho May 28, 2018
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Internet

The opposite of Ethernet. Any thing that goes on this that is popular has a fan made porn version. It also bans YouTubers when they don’t make family friendly videos but it is only for 13+
Little Johnny went on the Internet and searched up Porn No joke
by Internet’s buddy Ethernet December 20, 2017
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internet patriot

Someone who act as if they are different and their thoughts are unique but if fact they are a huge demografic. The kind of people who think all goverment officials are corrupt and hacktavists are the true leaders ir our world. Basicly egotistacal pains in the ass.
Oh did you here Bobbys speach about how the French presidant is in the illumaninati?
Yea I did, but dont mind him hes just an internet patriot.
by Skeegan April 23, 2018
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cow internet

1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.
1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.
by QuartzEx April 23, 2018
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internet moocher

Someone who uses you for your internet (most cases fast internet) and leaves upon downloading what was needed. These friends are only friends fir your high speed internet connection.
Omg he is such an internet moocher, left right after downloading his game
by Turtle Skater January 11, 2018
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internet

the internet the magical limitless well of information and damnation your on right now
the internet is a very horrible place full of broken dreams and porn fanatics
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