by June 03, 2021
"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
by jaysonlinereviews December 30, 2016
(Translated: Italian Internet)
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.
-What the F*ck! My internet connection is like a Internet all'Italiana
-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana
-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana
by Rose Lavillant March 18, 2020
When you make a comment about a celebrity that's generally unfavorable and some random person you don't know claims that you're jealous of said celebrity and claims that you're broke and you're just upset because you don't have their fame or specific networth. Hence, at the same time, the person defending the celebrity is most likely not any wealthier than you and is eager to surf on the celebrity's dick even though they don't know he/she exist.
Person 1: This nigga young thug sounds like he raps with aspergers and gurgles with mud, why do people like this nigga?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?
by J brown. January 06, 2015
The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.
You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.
by PheoShayett November 27, 2016
Anyone who does these things. Listen to Car seat headrest, neutral milk hotel, the microphones, and has a high rank in valorant, over watch, rivals and posts with memes and cats and Rio de Janeiro
by Aurajit January 27, 2025