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Why?

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by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022
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How do I place an order?

To place an order, add your desired products to the cart and proceed to checkout by entering
your shipping and contact information. Payment instructions will be provided at this stage.
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Kah How

a historical figure with the largest ballsack in the world.
This Kah How, I can't believe he just jumped off that cliff!
by Bradley Windord November 23, 2021
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how to read

a parson that doesn't know how to read needs to read a tutorial about how to read...
freind: how to read?
me: go to school bruh
freind: but school teaches 98% useless information
me: that's kinda true
by your local department April 06, 2022
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How Soon Is Now?

I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular

You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

There's a club if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry
And you want to die

When you say it's gonna happen now
When exactly do you mean?
See I've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone

You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

How Soon Is Now?
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how in the devil's name

a synonym phrase for 'how the fuck'
father: son go do your homework and improve your poor grades.

son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?

father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
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a bit how you goin

an australian phrase used to say something is dodgy or not right
friend: “don’t you have a new neighbor?”

“yeah he’s a bit how you goin”
by moldyb0ngwater December 16, 2023
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