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Lamb of god

The best thing to happen to metal since slayer; a breath of fresh air considering what most of the kids my age (16) would describe as metal. Black veil brides, bmth, avenged sevenfold etc.
Me:oh you like metal? Who's your favourite band? Mines Lamb of god

Guy my age: Umm who? Mines bvb. Death metal is my favourite

Me: -.-
by chris7856 August 13, 2013
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The God Delusion

A non-fiction book by the genius Richard Dawkins, one of the most important books ever written. This book is so important, because it may one day convince enough people of the truth. With the majority of the world atheist, society can advance more quickly with freedom from religion and all of it's restrictions.
Everyone should read The God Delusion with an open mind
by thereisnogod June 29, 2009
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God Sticks

Black and Milds
Tom: Yo you got those god sticks?

Dave: Yea Man you know I got you.
by Cash money1234 September 30, 2009
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God of Mock

A person who is well-informed in the act of mocking others. He is also associated with people like Koh Ming Sheng, the original God of Mock who takes in little apprentices each year. Koh Ming Sheng is also known as the GREAT God of Mock, or GGoM. He is also known to have bipolar disorder and self denial, which also helps him to mock others.

He is seen riding the bipolar express eating hotdogs and holding his teddy bear in his old display picture on FACEBOOK.
You're a God of Mock, you mock others just like KMS!
by AllieMentalist January 22, 2011
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God shuffle

A randomly generated yet divinely inspired set of songs played in shuffle mode on an iPod. The state of "God shuffled" is attained where 5 truly great songs are played, and in the most perfectly sequenced order, from a playlist of 1,000 or more mostly ok/mediocre/passable tracks.

A heightened, more pleasurable and longer lasting state of shuffle streak.

Those who have experienced God Shuffle report that it's as if, out of nowhere and for no discernable reason, God Himself has reached down from Heaven and put together the perfect mix of songs from their iPod playlist. Then, as mysteriously as the mix begins, it can end, returning to normal iPod shuffle crapness.

A God shuffle can appear anywhere, anytime, and to anyone. The world's longest God shuffle was recorded on 27th May 2008 by Matthew Black on a trip between Brisbane and Coff's Harbour (Australia), and lasted 1 hour 13 minutes, beginning with "Pump Up The Volume" by M/A/R/R/S and ending 14 tracks later with "Silverfuck" by Smashing Pumpkins. The God Shuffle was officially over when Silverfuck was followed by "Wake Up" by Hillary Duff.

The state of God Shuffle should be respected and treasured by those fortunate enough to experience it. It is customary to give thanks to the Shuffle Gods with a short prayer at the end of the experience, regardless of religious beliefs or affiliation.

Those who experience God Shuffle commonly report a sense of calmness and euphoria after the experience that can last for days.
Jezza: Holy shit dude, Thunderstruck, Achy Breaky Heart, and John Farnham! Can it get any better?

Wozza: Absolutely dude, this feels like it could be a God Shuffle...

<She Sells Sanctuary by The Cult plays>

Both: HO-LY-SHIT!

Jezza: Let us pray....
by Angus McFangus May 27, 2010
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scrap god

A man with an abundant amount of firearms. Moreless a one man army.
David has 2 ar15s, 3 tec9s , a sniper rifle, and a Rpg. I shall call him, "scrap god "
by fantasy-t February 21, 2014
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Hair God

Plural: hair gods

(n) 1. used to describe a Supreme Being responsible for impeccable hair transformation(s) who many praise for approval

(n) 2. an extremely skilled stylist who has mastered the art of hair manipulation
Her hair was so flawless as if it was laid to the hair god
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