A smelly fart, shit, or person. Something that will make you gag or throw up. Will more than likely take years off of your life.
Bro, Tyler took Grace to the movies last night and she let out the stinkiest shit during the movie. A straight up meade fart if I’ve ever smelt one. He had to leave her throw because it was a follower.
by Gregsticles98 June 28, 2021
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Get the Nuke Fart mug.While the victim is asleep a group of friends sneak in the room close all the windows fart stinky farts all at once and wake up the victim. Then they lock the victim in their room forcing the victim to smell the farts!
by fartso55 November 25, 2016
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Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.
Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.
Person A: *frrt*
Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?
Person A: I guess only I can smell it.
Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!
Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?
Person A: I guess only I can smell it.
Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!
by tinkarink December 12, 2021
Get the subsistence farting mug.on certain occasions, after one has consumed a particularly elegant meal—for example, of curried mussels with sausages, french fried potatoes, and port wine drunk from pig's bladders—one may seek to capture the essence of one's gaseous excretions in a flask. this typically happens only once or twice in a decade. the very best farts are known "body-spirits," or "esprit-de-corps," in the original french. such ripples will gain in complexity during the years they spend in the bottle, acquiring notes of dogshit, turpentine, penis sweat, and shark farts.
jamal: shall or shan't we uncork a few vintage farts this eve?
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.
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