facebook weaboo

any one who
A. adds an anime, manga, or video game character to their facebook friends
B. has a profile in the name of an anime, manga, or video game character
*note: fan/like pages are not in this category*

Man: Devin, you cant be friends with 15 naruto uzumakis, 10 hatusne mikus, 8 ichigo kurosakis, 7 Lelouch Vi Britannias, and 50 kallen stadtfelds, you fucking facebook weaboo.

by TheKnightingale January 17, 2011

facebook fucker

Someone who starts talking to girls they don't know on facebook solely for the purpose of fucking them later on.

Friend- That weird kid Adam just asked how my ballet lessons are going. wtf does he care??
Me- He doesn't, he's just trying to be facebook fucker.

by Pichosaurio December 17, 2013

facebook-lovers

People who share their undying love for each other over Facebook with no regard to their friends' news feeds. They say the most cliché things that they wouldn't even say in person to each other, but they do on Facebook.

Random Facebook user: Wow, Kelsie and Blake are the most annoying Facebook-lovers. Have they heard of a phone? They are completely ruining my news feed with what looks to be love letters written by children.

by JoMommaFroGeorgia July 8, 2012

Word on the Facebook is

Referring to Facebook about what was said about a significant other.

Word on the Facebook is you are still single

by MrCuddly November 12, 2010

Married By Facebook

Persons of the same or opposite sex or Facebook itself come into a technological binding agreement that confirms marriage.

That ring means nothing until you have updated your status to let your friends know that you have been Married by Facebook.

Yeah, the "wedding" was okay. But, they failed to update their status on Facebook, so naturally I am confused to why they spent so much time money and effort for such an event which I clicked "Yes" on Facebook.

Hey, just got Married by Facebook. Mobile Pics Uploaded

by c-hat-e August 5, 2012

Facebook Time

The time, usually from 4 to 6 PM when everyone is on Facebook at the sametime

Billy: "Yo, have you seen Starr since we graduated."
Bobby: " It's Facebook time, she probably on right now, look her up."

by Qwertymf5 March 15, 2010

Facebook Moment

An event in which somebody nearby had a camera phone, captured a unique and most often embarrassing moment and then promptly uploaded it to their Facebook profile.

Example: Your best friend passed out at a party, so everyone decided to draw pictures on his face and wrap him in saran wrap. Being the good friend that you are, you captured that Facebook Moment by snapping a photo of him on your camera phone and then posted it on your Facebook profile long before your friend woke up.

by figmooh May 22, 2010