by i don’t wanna be here December 6, 2019

A person who says they're flaking out of an event or other social gathering, and then gets angry at another person for making other plans after the fake flaker said they were not attending.
See also: John Rivera
See also: John Rivera
"John kept saying he wasn't going to Electric Zoo, crying about how money was going to get retrod and that some chick decided not to go, and then got mad when I made other plans...what a Fake Flakey McWhingerson! He's like a woman!"
by Acedelgado July 5, 2012

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

Get a boyfriend for the week. Ask a close friend if the want to fake date for a week.
You cant tell ANYONE.
You cant tell ANYONE.
by Ra3v3n June 19, 2021

by you.already.know.boii February 21, 2022

A nigga who has a switch, but just don't give a single fuck a'bout it. one of those niggas who buy a switch to be top shit, but aint really shit at all.
by ARealNigga524 November 16, 2019

by Created by Mariah Elizabeth September 4, 2021
