Eat My Stink

Eat out an anus

Why don't you eat my stink ho.

by MLPNYC1 November 13, 2019

Eat a muffin

After accomplishing something, to reward oneself by going out and spending a little money.

"I finally got a promotion after working so hard, so I decided to eat a muffin."

by PugLover53 June 22, 2009

eat my hang

Hang means dick and eat means suck, chomp, chew, or gnaw.

If the gym teacher tells me to do 100 squat-thrusts now son, I simply grab my pecker and balls and advise him to eat my hang.

by Biggg Chris February 9, 2009

Shit-eating grin

facial expression of those caught lying while not accepting resposibility

Despite the charges of corruption, Justin Trudeau again appeared before cameras wearing that shit-eating grin.

by Venetian Blind March 19, 2019

dick-eating snake

A mythical creature usually invoked when someone fails to find an object that is in plain sight. This alludes to the idea that if that object were the dick-eating snake you would have lost your genetalia when you failed to see it.

Bill: "Where are my keys, dammit?"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"

by killersbytrade May 15, 2010

Eat meat loaf

To eat meat loaf doesn't have one definition. It can be referred to about any sexual situation in place of the real term.

That girl really likes to eat meat loaf.
I haven't eaten meat loaf in a few days.
I'll call you later; I am busy eating meat loaf.

by Bean of Doom June 28, 2011

cheeseburger eating globe

Some fat lazy lardo who is too fat to do anything, so he is usually seen munchin down on cheeseburgers from any restraunt. He also has a large gut that bulges out, resembling a globe.

Randy, you are one fat cheeseburger eating globe

I tried to save u a hamburger.... but some cheeseburger eating globe beat you to it

by john smithson September 25, 2006