dumb as a door

someone that is so stupid that can only open and close, not literally.

Farin is dumb as a door; he doesn't have a clue what it waits for him.

by Lxiaoqi April 7, 2018

jacky jacky 9 doors

a guy whos holes are used so much they are like a door that doesnt have a lock

hey jacky jacky 9 doors

by anonymous February 24, 2025

Door

Manly motherfucker (can apply to a girl or a guy)

SHIEEEEEEEEET that chick's stache is more legit than mine, DOOR

by xMFW June 7, 2011

Crap Door

Like a trap door, a crap door is when one holds in a shit, and releases a huge pile of crap, as if your anus were a trap door.

What a relief, i finally got to empty my crap door

by ApeShitKing January 31, 2015

door

Every day, we actively engage with an essential and fundamental aspect of our lives. The door. This remarkable feature empowers us to effortlessly access new spaces and experiences, swinging open and closed. It's important to appreciate the significance of the everyday door; it symbolizes the abundant opportunities that await us, just beyond our grasp.

Guy 1: I'm gonna open the door and go outside.
Guy 2: See ya!
Guy 1: Then I will close the door.
Guy 2: Ok, bye!

by purple milly YouTube March 29, 2025

Door fuzz

Fuzz is a common slang term for police. Door fuzz is a correctional officer as they check on inmates through the windows in cell doors.

The door fuzz saw me shove something under my mattress and searched me for contraband.

by Chazzy axe maker May 6, 2021

Blew the doors off

To be exceedingly better than everything or everybody else.

The chicken wings at this bar blow the doors off everybody elses.

She blew the doors off this I.Q. test.

by JerrysWords May 4, 2025