hoboken squat cobbler

A fetish involving watching someone sitting their posterior into a pie (preferably apple or pumpkin, but this is up to the fetishist) and wiggling said buttocks around in the aforementioned dessert

Jimmy: Yo, did you catch that Hoboken Squat Cobbler video on the Tube?

Chuck: Yeah man, got me rock hard

by cellophanefriend September 3, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."

The party was going fine until Jamie gave everyone the hoboken squat cobbler.

by SwampBeast September 3, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

A fetish where a man sits in a pie and wiggles around for his partners enjoyment. Crying may be involved (a cry baby squat). Also known as Dutch Apple Ass, Full Moon Pie and Boston Creme Splat. Origin: Bob Odenkirk as 'Jimmy McGill' in "Better Call Saul" (TV Show, 2016) Season 2, Episode 2.

He made videos of himself doing the 'Hoboken Squat Cobbler" for his lover.

by Bazinga_Punk_NJ August 31, 2016

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.

He's in the other room making a video with a pie. He's a Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by Yankwood August 29, 2016

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.

Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.

by Bob Barr 123 August 28, 2016

a potato cabbage

a potato cabbage is a person who is attracted to a panda that enjoys growing crops. if he, the potato cabbage, was to fuck the panda he would be known as a sausage hustler. people across the globe are known for feeding pandas with a potato cabbage.

"aw yeah mate, i AM a potato cabbage, but man those pandas look sexy!"

by ThePoopyNanUnderYourBikini November 5, 2017

god’s cabbage

The highly unused term of marijuana, typicaly used in areas founded old people

My grandma used to be a strong user of god’s cabbage when she founded Dubuque

by 🅱️aron June 18, 2018