Pants candy

My bomb ass dick

You girls wants some pants candy?!

by Joball69 November 01, 2017

Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

by I’m a virgin 1234 January 30, 2022

Mob Candy

A type of candy that is black and white like licorice, black and white jelly beans, and black and white candy canes

We ate some mob candy after lunch.

by YuOfTheNight December 08, 2018

lazy candy cane

A candy cane that does not partake in normal candy cane things like hanging on a tree

Look at that lazy candy cane on a tree

by ItaDick March 15, 2017

candy music

A kind of music which is low in quality but sweet to ears

The teenagers are willing to listen to candy music since it's rhythmic and happy.

by M.Alef February 12, 2016

Candy skin

A person with pale skin. Someone who always needs sunblock, shade, and a sun shirt

All my family is olive skinned. They don’t understand the burn and peel cycle us candy skinned people have to go through.

by Strawberry335 June 07, 2019

candy volcano

The sexual act of a man covering his penis in frosting and pop rocks then commencing to receive oral from the female. Quite stimulating for both partners.

Keith: "Bro, Sarah candy volcanoes like nobodys business!"

by wazzanagga September 24, 2013