Canadian nerf dart

Wait for a moose to shit cover it in maple syrup then freeze it and then peg your partner with it as an attachment to a dildo for extra pleasure

I just gave my partner a Canadian nerf dart

by Uhfjdbdj January 19, 2026

Canadian sweeter

The Canadian sweeter is the act of putting maple syrup in a womans ass hole then licking or sucking it up well she farts

Canadian sweeter is anal syrup a sweet treat that fills me up as a treat

by Canadian guy zaza January 20, 2026

Canadian Needle

A sexual act where a man shits liquid diarrhea into a thin ice rod mold, freezes it, and then starts to sound with it until it breaks inside his urethra. Then he masturbates until blood, diarrhea, and semen all come out simultaneously when he finally ejaculates.

John-
"Do you want to come to my house? Everybody is going to do the Canadian needle!"

by Übermach February 4, 2026

The Canadian Curler

A light fingering from behind

I gave her the Canadian Curler.

by Dirty Bobby February 15, 2026

Canadian Ring Toss

A game in which multiple females toss Funyuns on to the a males erect Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap, which also must be covered in maple syrup. The intermediate level of this game, the male can be laying down. For Olympic style play or for the advanced, the male must be standing. In the event of a tie, the winner shall be decided by who can take the most amount of Funyuns off with their mouth.

Last night we had nothing to do. So Nancy, Bevan, and Wendy decided to play Canadian Ring Toss. Guess what bro it was a tie.

by Artie J Saves February 19, 2026