is better than

A thing, which is better than other thing.

"I heard that gun is better than a knife."

by officalh4mm3r December 8, 2024

Knowing better than God

It doesn't take much.

Hym "YET, still, here I am. My rights still being violated. My head still failing to drain the fluid through my lymphatic system. My bank account, empty. As my life's work has been stolen by billionaires. Waiting (patiently) for the warm glow of liberal morality to touch my life. And, while I wait, Palestinians die because you just NEED to take a hard line on Anti-Semitism. Our freedom of speech infringed upon because you need a nebulous subcategory of speech to which our rights do not apply and thus, the Anti-Semitism law. If you can do it, they can do it, so they did it and now our rights are diminished and it's entirely your fault. So, knowing better than God doesn't really amount to much."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2024

Human battering ram

Human battering ram: Is a violent tactic sometimes used by some bouncers or door staff at nightclubs, bars, or other venues. They silently signal each other, lift a disruptive person under the arms, and charge them forward like a battering ram. They smash their head through doors, and, if unlucky, the person can be thrown down stairs too. They are left bleeding, with possible concussions, skull fractures, broken neck, or even death, lying in the gutter outside.

Lee: Bruv, remember the old days? Sittin’ in the bar, all chilled…
Next thing you know… some poor bloke’s gettin’ grabbed under the arms by the bouncers… and they’re usin’ his head like a human battering ram to open the doors to eject him LOL.

Frank: The good old days, bruv… LOL.

Lee: LOL!

by Jamie Cheese February 4, 2026

Cookie Batter

Female orgasm fluid

Bro, you know eating that cookie batter makes your facial hair blond!?

by DingusMcPingus February 17, 2026

Panty Batter

A ladies joyous excretions absorvbed in her knickeres.

Hey Sandra, why don't you have any knickers on
Reason is, Kevin, if I don't wear panties , they don't get crusty with dried up panty batter by the end of the night

by Scurlage March 9, 2025

Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

by Hieronymous June 24, 2025

Brownie Batter Pass

A rapid, improvised method of transferring freshly evacuated fecal matter from hand to toilet, typically occurring in moments of urgency, poor planning, or experimental bathroom behavior.
The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off.

Possible causes:

• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop

• Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs

• Overconfidence in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique

How to perfect this method:

• Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition.

• Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage.

• Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact.

• Wash hands immediately: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”

1. “I was mid-shower and suddenly had to poop no time to think, just had to pull off the Brownie Batter Pass.”

2. “Mid-shower poop emergency hit out of nowhere, so I had to make a quick Brownie Batter Pass before it got worse.”

3. “Was just chilling in the shower when nature called hard that Brownie Batter Pass saved my sanity.”

by EthanolLancx August 9, 2025