Jump-A-Dump

when you jump and crap at the same time.

Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!

by ConnorDotEXE November 30, 2016

Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

by anonymous January 12, 2021

emotionally dumping

Emotional dumping is an act of unconsciously sharing your feelings or perspective without an awareness of the other person and their emotional state or needs. Emotional dumping typically occurs as a heightened reactive response to a triggering event that is relived and repeated within a conversation.

“I understand you are hurt right now, and I want to be there for you. I am just not in the space to listen right now.” “You’re emotionally dumping on me right now, I would appreciate it if you ask me where I am at before diving into what is going on for you.” “I am going through a lot myself right now; I am not able to listen right now.”

by Stonerboyyy April 13, 2023

Dump

A massive shart that someone blasts very loudly.
It can shake walls, cause earthquakes, and rarely cause high amounts of nukelear radiation.
A Soap puff usually blasts these kind of blasts.
If you blast a dump in your schools bathroom then it may be shut down for 1 to 4 weeks

Person 1: Oh no! I'm about to take a super massive dump!!
Person 2: *now currently boarding a plane to the other side of the world.*

by UltraLoaf February 28, 2023

dumping

nyc lingo of a female twerking on a man mostly done during parties as a form of a dance

also known as backing it up

"Damnn bro, she's fire! Last night she was dumping on me!"

by jayduhwayduh January 14, 2024

dump

things guys do and clog the motherfucking toilet at my house...

Jimmy if you're reading this, COME UNCLOG THE DANM TOILET

jimmy took such a big dump, he can probably be gay now...

by mark68 November 14, 2023

dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal

I just had the biggest dump failure.

by kittttttten February 3, 2017