Hello I am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.
Noah is a bitch
by I selled my wife for... November 24, 2020
Get the Noahmug. From the English term “no, I’m” commonly used in the South Eastern United States. According to the New Testament Noah was a ship builder who fell overboard and got sucked up into a whale’s vagina and survived for eleven days until he was queefed out and survived by floating up to surface via queef bubble.
by Mr Stubby Butt July 15, 2019
Get the Noahmug. by Snugz47 October 30, 2025
Get the Noahmug. by LiLMoistToilet August 18, 2021
Get the Noahmug. by NoahTottyLover May 25, 2022
Get the Noah Tottymug. You'll miss the way, he always makes you feel safe. Though you can't look him in the eyes without melting, and your cheeks burn hot and mind leaves. You'll miss his hugs and texting him. miss being around him even if in silence feet away in a room. You will never forget a Noah, so never let one go once you have one. He is the most amazing, caring, smart, funny, willful person to walk the Earth. He is attractive inside and out.
Poem about a Noah
His hair was the golden light at the start of a sunset. His eyes shone with all the greens and browns of forest. His hugs were warm and gentle like how a fire dances along your skin late at night.
Poem about a Noah
His hair was the golden light at the start of a sunset. His eyes shone with all the greens and browns of forest. His hugs were warm and gentle like how a fire dances along your skin late at night.
by Idkforever123 May 4, 2022
Get the Noahmug. Hym "Because if he (Noah) DID kill himself, then, GOOD. Fuck that pieces of shit. He FUCKING DESERVES IT. Wouldn't have a goddamn thing if not for a fat dick and being forced into a system (for touching little girls and BECAUSE HE'S MENTALLU RETARDED AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE SEX ACT) that allows him to succeed when he shouldn't. And NOW he DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING. He DOESN'T deserve to live and I DO. And now, you of spite. You want to force me to fail when I shouldn't. And I'm just going to kill you fucking kids for it. The cop that came into the gas station already told me that your whole plan is to keep me talking. For what? Until when? I'm not going to give any reason to stop me and if I get locked up for ANY reason I'll just do what I'm going to do any which is KILL YOU FUCKING KIDS IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE CREDIT I DESERVE AND LEAVE ME ALONE. If your piece of shit friend saw this and killed themselves? GOOD! YOUR KID? GOOD! JOIN THEM. You should do it too!"
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
Get the Noahmug.