Dirty Mike

Owner of a petite cock.

Why are you such a dirty mike?

by Kaden1467 June 16, 2016

chubby mike

Like a normal mike, just chubby. Gorgeous head of hair. Will make smile even when he’s at his lowest. Puts others before hisself And loves like no other

You know chubby mike? He’s awesome right?

by Myne12 November 22, 2021

Mike

The smelliest person in the world

That mike is so smelly

by Bocaj101 February 15, 2022

Marinara Mike

A marinara Mike is similar to a wet Willy. The only difference is that the finger is dipped into marinara sauce instead of one’s mouth.

I just gave bill a massive marinara Mike

by ImALasagnaHog November 7, 2020

Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by anonymous August 26, 2022

killer mike

A "rapper" that nobody has every heard of. Stole the album of the year from travis scott.

"who won the album of the year?" "killer mike" "who?"

by Marclover69 March 12, 2024

Aggro Mike

A smol azn gorl who gets very aggro at most things in life. Even though she is very aggro, she is very lovable and caring. She’s also usually the mom friend, hence she gets most things done.

Oooo shit she’s an aggro mike rn.
Aggro mike is gonna snap.

by Aggro mike September 1, 2018