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kitchen friend

The literal English translation of the German 'Kuechenfreund', which is a spatula/fish slice...
HANS: Yo, can you pass me the kitchen friend so that I can stir the Sauerkraut?

BETTY: The what???!

HANS: You know, the kitchen friend... A Kuechenfreund?

BETTY: Do you mean a spatula??
by Miss DE/AT/GB August 30, 2011
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weekday friend

Someone you won't waste a weekend day on, guy or girl.
I don't answer John's/Jill's call from Friday night through Monday morning. They're ok for a weekday friend, but I wouldn't waste a weekend on them.
by Davywankenobi April 6, 2009
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Friend zone

noun: period marked by the feeling of disappointment, mutual awkwardness, sadness and/or recovery immediately following the romantic and/or sexual rejection by a close friend.
(AKA: The brother/sister zone)

verb: romantically and/or sexually reject a close friend
noun: Damn... I thought for sure Suzie would reciprocate. I didn't expect to be put in the friend zone.

verb: I'd hate to friend zone Linda. She's is a nice girl, but I'm just not attracted to her at all.
by DannyPhantomZone September 11, 2012
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Anytime Friend

The one person in your life is the one person no matter what they say or do or what they have been through with you they love you anyway.
Susie got drunk at a bar and made an ass of herself and her anytime friend loved her anyway
by Beverly45 March 15, 2010
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friend discount

1. When a "friend" asks for deeply discounted pricing on an item you are selling, essentially robbing you of money you could easily make from any average buyer, and you grant it almost exclusively because you'd feel bad if you didn't.

2. When a friend immediately demands payable the privilege of knowing him/her in the form of a discount.
"I'm selling my XBox 360 for $140 on craigslist."

"My XBox just red-ringed. Can I get a friend discount on that?"

*Pause*

"Okay, I'll give it to you for $100."

"Sweet, thanks man!"
by thwalker December 25, 2011
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weekend-friend

a convenient acquaintance that is busy on weekdays and available to hang on weekends only.
I'm so bored. Its a Saturday night. Let me call my weekend-friend.
by purplex February 19, 2005
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friends with benefits

When two friends want to flirt, touch, hug, and mess around or more without having to commit or wonder if they are dating.
Me and Kris are "friends with benefits" and now we can flirt and be all over each other without having to date.
by EMM.D. September 7, 2009
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