cracker fangirl

A black woman who gushes over a crush/celebrity or admires who is a straight white man

Girl: "I love Jack Harlow! I'd definitely sell my house for him."
Boy: "stfu you cracker fangirl, this is why you're gonna get called a nig-"

by assforlifersss November 9, 2021

Cracker

1. A snack that’s thin and crunchy.
2. A term for a poor white person.

A: Want a cracker?
B: Shut Up Cracker

by BigBlackCockadoodledoo August 23, 2022

Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.

John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.

by thisisntme March 26, 2012

cheese and crackers

White people with a bad case of the dick cheese.

Bro look at them cheese and crackers!

by TRK_01 October 30, 2021

Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024

Backhoe Cracker

A white boy who operates heavy equipment

Uncle Jett's a backhoe cracker.

by Notabackhoecracker November 22, 2024

dingle cracker

A dumb blond

You’re a dumb dingle cracker woman.

by Slayer— July 17, 2024