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Jacob

An infertile and retarded giant. He is an unfortune to everyone around it and has the beefiest of sausages. I hate this man with my soul what a cunt.
We're going to the zoo! I wanna go see the Jacobs! I love how they eat their own shit!
by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023
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jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!
by Gatorgar December 21, 2016
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Jacob

A very very very very very very very amazing looking guy (pause) is sweaty at warzone and can draw
Some one would walk up to Jacob and say omg omg omg omg your the worlds greatest Jacob
by Juto yukaze September 8, 2021
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jacob

a homophobic asshole who makes fun of lesbians and then jerks off to lesbian porn and looks like a fish he's a common eighth-grade asshole who makes sex jokes and says the n-word
Jacob: ew haha lesbians
Kate: don't you watch lesbian porn
by comard lesbian July 14, 2020
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Jacob

Either a tall kid who has curly hair , and bad breath or a kid who does devious giggles.
Jacob your over reacting
by Dherky November 30, 2022
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jacob Ralphs

Jacob Ralphs : he wanna go out with me
you: sure
8 hours later
he goes out with another girl
by agreatgal September 13, 2022
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Jacob

he is the almighty GOD of all gods
by CH1LL1 February 16, 2021
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