banana blunt

Large and Long joint that is in a curved shape, like a banana. Also a joint that is inserted into a banana to get the taste of banana mixed in.

Dude, i was smoking that banana blunt behind the store and now im high as a kite.

by Jim Swimmy April 16, 2007

Banana Peeling

To have made a terrible mistake, be caught off guard, or seen in the act of a crime or infidelity. It's like slipping on a peel of a banana, sudden, unexpected and often see by others other than yourself and usually it's too late to correct that mistake.

1. I thought I had that answer right but the teach caught me banana peeling.

2. I never thought I would get caught until I was banana peeling with my ex and my girl saw me.

3. I was hustlin' and was banana peeling in front of the cops and got arrested.

by P.E.A.C.E. October 17, 2008

top banana

A description used by open market greengrocers to tempt customers. Literally a 'top-grade' banana.

"Top banana, fourbunchferapaand."

by Dr Literal February 27, 2017

banana split

To spread a womans legs and lick the whip cream out of her entire crack up to her cunt

I gave that hottie the banana split.

by muddog316 November 10, 2008

Crazy banana

A expression of craziness to the extent of saying banana!!

Tejb: I got a noscope which was crazy bananas :D

by Lostrespect March 22, 2011

Peanutbutter and Banana

The sexual act of using peanut butter as lubricant for a frozen banana dildo. The male then eats out all of the peanutbutter from the woman's vagina by engaging in cunnilingus.

Guy 1: Dude, your mom offered me to peanutbutter and banana her.
Guy 2: But wait, she's allergic to peanuts!!!

I peanutbutter and bananaed my girlfriend last night and it tasted so good!

Peanutbutter and bananaing is a perfect way to get your daily dose of protein!

by hocnigga January 30, 2012

Banana Suprise

The sexual act of blowing your load into your partner's nose, picking it out, and making them eat it. This is usually done by shoving the dirty finger into their mouth. Doing this will give them the "tangy" sensation of jizz and snot. This is usually done by force, as most girls do not appreciate a snot n' sperm smoothie.

While your sister was jacking my wanker, I gave her a banana suprise.

by Metroid0098 October 16, 2010