July 8

(1) noun National "beat the shit out of your friend day" | (2) verb the act of beating the shit out of somebody.

Jacob: I can't wait for July 8!
Rusty: I am going to July 8 the hell out of Alex

by CaffeineBeanPro July 6, 2023

Windows 8

A piece of shit OS released in 2012. At least it had better UEFI support than Windows 7.

I used Windows 8 before, I hated it. 8.1 kinda made it better.

by PhoneGuyYT June 20, 2025

Sep 8

The day bad bitches and the funniest people are born.

Friend 1: Ur mom's such a baddie
Friend 2: Well no shit, she's born on Sep 8.

by happyjinbday December 4, 2022

December 8

The day Juice Wrld died

Me: Yo it's December 8
Friend: And?
Me: Juice wrld died on this day
Friend: I still see his shadows in my room

by idontknowwhatiwantasmyname123 December 8, 2019

5/8

Five eight stands for two inseparable friends , five eight originated in jail systems but is often heard amongst the streets , a five eight will ride or die , it’s more then a friendship , its a family of two

Least My five eights got me , they know the go , solid people don’t exist no more , but my five eight won’t brake 5/8

by Emceetrips February 18, 2021

8 shot marathon

when one consumes 8 shots of any type of liquor at 1 a.m. or later in rapid succession and proceeds to run a distance of atleast 2 miles

Holy shit I hear Jeremy ran an 8 shot marathon in under 20 minutes!

by dickdrizzle6969 December 18, 2012

September 8

National bless your boyfriend with a blowjob day, its September 8 so make your boyfriend happy and give him a blowjob!

Its September 8, blow your boyfriend!

by mmm___mm September 8, 2024