jammed my Glock

To upset or highly annoy

When you did that it really jammed my Glock bro.

by Bsdbdh January 27, 2023

My person

It is someone with whom I feel no need to hide; no need to avoid my true self
It is someone who embraces and celebrates me just the way I am
They treat me with respect and dignity.
So do I out of want not out of a sense of duty

A: I don't understand it
B: Understand what?
A: Person A is so good. They are ....... ..... ......! However, I do not feel good around them
B: Is it so? Then, they are just not your person. It is a mismatch. It happens.
A: Not my person, ok. I got it. Thanks! I will keep it in mind

by ana_whatsoever January 28, 2023

Not in my soup

It's a phrase you say to your friends to politely deny the act of them releasing bodily fluids in your significant others mouth

Hey man can I shit in your girlfriends mouth tonight?

Not in my soup no!

by Ordinary description January 28, 2023

Not my type

nmt

U should to out with her.
No, Shes not my type.

by streliz January 28, 2023

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

my brother

useless crap (jk i love u bro)

"I love your useless crap."
"You mean my brother?"

by lukascockeater January 30, 2023

Shake My Sparkle

To fully satisfy ones sexual desires or fantasies.

I gave her a few chances, but she just couldn't shake my sparkle.

by Blahblahskiddlebob January 30, 2023