Ass quake

When a bitch doing to much but it’s funny

“LMFAOOO girl ur such an Ass quake”

by Obamas coochie April 24, 2022

assed out

when you get drunk and make an ass out of yourself. then finally pass out.

bro she was so drunk she acted a damn fool, now she’s assed out in your brothers bed.

by jfurrrbabyy May 8, 2019

pancake my ass

pancaking an ass is the act of smearing shit all over ones ass the cumming on their ass as if it was whip cream. Then you start to eat the "pancake"

Dude don't pancake my ass, that's nasty

by PancakeBaeLovesYou November 7, 2017

National Grab ass day

1st September, the holy day to grab and smack some ass. Boy or girl it doesn't matter, just grab that shit man

Girl: "Did you just grab my ass?"

Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"

by NotFeliciathebird August 30, 2022

ass

something i eat every friday

i love ass
ass deep in my balls

by gragballs July 13, 2022

ass typhoon

When someone's asshole is gaped to the point where you can use it like a hubble telescope.

Guy 1: I heard joey got an ass typhoon from that gangbang yesterday
Guy 2: That's what he gets for being queer bait

by The Douggernaut October 2, 2017

Tom ass

He is a plate

"tom ass was up till 5am playing video games"
"tom ass put on his moms makup and looks like a monster"
what have we learned?

tomass is a bad boy. he deserves to be thrown

by ye plait peeple June 24, 2023