Dick

A large mushroom that hangs off a males body. Grows when sucked.

that man has a dick.

by Heroine 101 January 3, 2019

dick thirty

the act of putting your dick around your wrist as if it was a watch.

dude: "hey what time is it?"

guy: (pulls a dick thirty) "its dick thirty!!"

by dudes you can trust August 22, 2008

hot car dick

When a man has either been riding in a car some or let's face it, he's gone all day working outside and it's beyond musky down there; it's gross!

Oh baby you got that hcd (hot car dick)! I ain't going down there until you shower that dick off.

by Running_with_foxes May 26, 2019

maximus dick boy

maximus dick boy is a term used in the southern parts of africa, which is slowly being used more in europe now.

Guy 1: Here som' maximus dick boy!
Maximus: no

by ghandi2.0 April 26, 2023

Dick Shit

A trem of derision. A male ejeculated a turd into a females uterus which fertilized a malformed egg. The resulting embryo emplanted and produced a Dick Shit.

Jim Jordan is a d Dick Shit.

by Alpha13579 May 26, 2022

dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.

Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!

by ssvbxx January 20, 2023

Rich Dick

An odd abbreviation of Richard Richard

Come here Rich DIck
That's my name! Richard Richard.

by Zike93 January 15, 2019