Stars in my ass

Anal herpe count in the crease

Man, the stars in my ass hurt like a bitch

by Kid in my Ass June 3, 2015

Real Ass Pitch

Pitch with a real Ass.

Guys that dog is a real ass pitch, i just felt his butt. Its not a fursuit.

by Lasse Jackal November 1, 2019

The slow-ass effect

A person who starting to become a clumsy dumbass and yet still hasn't realized why they're mostly ignored in society.

Person 1: hey dude have you seen that car accident next to us?
Person 2: ....what?
Person 1: damn the slow-ass effect is getting in to him

by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023

Ass Mane

The tuft of hair rising from a persons ass crack to their lower back region.

While at the beach, Jerry’s ass mane was clearly visible above his bathing suit.

Marcia, my husbands ass mane is so thick I grab it for leverage when having sex.

by Whisker Country July 20, 2021

Goofy Ass MF

Someone who makes random noises and posts random ass pics and gifs and is overall, a fucking goofy ass mf

"I like balls"
"Bro you're such a goofy ass mf"

by thefartman2912 September 24, 2022

National Grab ass day

This day is disgusting and is just a excuse to sexually assault people!

Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day

Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you

by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022

Masses of asses

A humorous way to refer to a larger number of people.

This is going to be a huge party. Yeah, when do the masses of asses arrive?

by bob_johnson April 4, 2022