ass bunnies

(Noun) the pieces of cotton from underwear trapped in your between your ass cheeks

"I was gonna eat the booty but she had ass bunnies!"

"After a hard practice kyle can't help getting ass bunnies"

by The Sloppy Hobo August 2, 2016

Not enough ass to last till sundown

At grandma's house when you break a glass coffee table, you get your ass whooped.

You broke my coffee table!! Ight imma beat you so bad its not enough ass to last till sundown

by Your grandma! March 4, 2020

Ass Clown

GOP House Candidate Martin Hyde

Ass Clown aka Martin Hyde who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices
especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (such as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance.

by Phact February 27, 2022

National Ass Slap Day

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.

Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!

by BillieTB November 10, 2020

Adam Is A cunt ass whore dick

hes a dummy hes fat

Shut the fuck up adam is a cunt ass whore dick

by Im adams worst nighmare March 13, 2025

Lil cute ass pig

He so dam cute

Human1: Ayo look at this
Human2: Wat is dat, it looks adorable
Human1: that's my Lil cute ass pig

by EnergyPumpkin May 16, 2022

Ass napkin

A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.

I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!

by Hor hickie doger November 11, 2021