A bong with a side of waffle fries

When two people have sexual intercourse and one ejaculates into a cup or any object that can hold the seamen and then is poured into a bong with water and mixed in. Then crush up the weed and smoke it and the the left over seamen is used to suck into a straw then stuffed up the bum and spit it all out into the anal hole until none left so when the person shits the shit will be white.

Me n my bf went to a party and there was a crazy chick called raphi fisher who stank of poo and was as hairy as punch the monkey who then said let me have a bong with a side of waffle fries but no one wanted to go near her because that bush was sticking out from the side of her pants.

by I hate Indians February 27, 2026

short trips will lead to new friendships that will be hugely beneficial to you over the coming 12 months. The more you are on the move and interacting with people in your community the more fun you will have and the more profit you will make.

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short trips will lead to new friendships that will be hugely beneficial to you over the coming 12 months. The more you are on the move and interacting with people in your community the more fun you will have and the more profit you will make.

by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Prouder than a fish on a Friday

This saying is used to show that you are feeling really, really proud.

Kid: "I got 100% in my Science test!!"
Parent: "I'm prouder than a fish on a Friday."

Hero: "I single-handedly saved the entire world from destruction. I'm prouder than a fish on a Friday".

by FabulousOceanianFish May 10, 2025

Thank You For Being a Friend

Two or more people stop in the middle of a walkway to converse.

Joe: Why were you late to class today?
John: I was trying to walk through the hall, but had Thank You For Being a Friend in front of me!

by Mr. Fazbear May 24, 2025

Say hello to my little friend

What a transgender woman says when a perverted cisgender man pulls her pants down.

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! *cums all over cisgender man*

by wordyteen June 4, 2025

National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025