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Dick Van Dyke

“I wouldn’t want to be named Dick Van Dyke
by Arnicaisverysad November 1, 2023
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Dick

Girl1:that guys dick is so big
Girl2:k
by Nurbb June 25, 2021
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guilt dick

Anytime when you feel guilty and can't get an erection because you feel like such a dick
I was going to give this super fine bitch the dick earlier today but I felt like such an asshole for running her cat over with my car last night I couldn't get it up

Dude you had some guilt dick you gotta come clean
by The Dick Avenger March 14, 2015
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Skinny Dicking

If skinny dipping is swimming naked, then think a sexual act so wet it makes the good Mac’n’cheese sounds, and then remove the clothing.
Essentially MIND BLOWING existential crisis inducing my good sex raw and nude, no condom, no clothes, not even a hat.

Shits gotta be open, even lubed count as clothes in this level!

So yeh, Skinny Dicking
Man after we went skinny dipping we both went out to the woods and let’s just say it wasn’t just the lake water down there. I was skinny dicking that mf
by Yoydougludigpugouf XIV May 16, 2022
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Dick

by WeeWeeMyPeePee March 1, 2020
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dick

Friend: Hey do you think i‘m dick?

Other friend: what

Friend: Dick means fat in german Jerry, you should know this!
by Ireaaaallyliketoast March 10, 2022
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Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoontrash panda”.
Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.
by Brian LS August 4, 2023
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