Dirty Domination

When a couple has sex right after at least one of them just came home without getting a chance to take a shower. Dirty only meaning sweaty, but if you have a boob, stomach, penis, balls, vagina, ass, or foot fetish, then it’s just a sweaty domination, don’t forget not to mix the 2.

Marigold: Honey I’m home! Ahhh… what are you doing???
Hey!
Ohhh
Ahhh
Ooh yeah daddy…
*Sweaty testicle banging on sweaty pussy* ooooOoOOooOoh Daddy harder faster better stronger. Dirty domination daddy oooOoOoooOooOOooOoh daddy yes.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022

Dirty Track

The Dirty Track is the sexual act of starting a vintage shop and selling clothes. You hereafter get the customers (primarily men) to come over to your house, and when they knock on the door you come out comepletely nude. This will shock the customer, but this step is very important. You grab them on the shoulder and say "Torben man, I want to suck your cock." The customer is going to question their sexuality and run away crying while yelling that a naked ginger man tried sucking their cock.

Guy 1: Man, i had to get therapy after i got Dirty Tracked

Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.

by TobberSlobber February 14, 2022

Dirty Bauguil

The act of putting an egg in your ass, then asking your partner to trust his p*nis as far as he can to reach the egg, break it, pounding long enough to make an omelette and finally drinking it with him.

- "Jerome did a Dirty Bauguil with his best friend Bruno."
- Man that's egg-celent.

by NetizenZ February 14, 2022

dirty kala

A sister in-law who says the washer and dryer are mine

Dirty kala loves her washer

by Weinerballs1861 October 2, 2021

dirty willy

a dirty willy is when you push someone that is in a wheelchair down either a flight of stairs of a hill more commonly a flight of stairs.

max: "oi Jacob should we dirty willy this old cunt?"
Jacob: "aha yes mate lets get this guy!"

by charliebigboyb October 2, 2021

dirty sanchbrow

When the girl your having sex with no longer has eyebrow(s) drawn on so you stick your dick (or finger) in her butt and draw on new one(s)

I was doing her in the butt and when she turned around and looked at me she was missing an eyebrow I pulled my dick out of her butt and drew a dirty sanchbrow!

I gave her a dirty sanchbrow!

by Ms Behaving October 2, 2021

dirty la croix

When snuggling with your babe on a Thursday night and she brought that water juice so good and bubbly it blew your socks off but one shoe was double laced so that sock stayed on so you got a blowie with your fizzy pop

Is that a sock on your foot or did you have a dirty la Croix last Thursday.

by La croix boi October 2, 2021