flapjack ass

Big booty.

"Damn she got a flapjack ass."

by noreh January 14, 2016

flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 February 25, 2016

Ass tricle

Droplets of liquid ass usually coming from diarrhea or bird poop

Oo shit i just put my hand in a birds ass tricle

by Ass tricler69 June 01, 2017

Chicken ass Friday

Chicken ass Friday Is a day where you need to eat chicken ass all day with any sides have a great time.

Hey it’s chicken ass Friday let’s go eat

by Bruh_Moment November 01, 2019

bald ass hoe

cutey pie, but also the baddest bitch ever

friend: you bald ass hoe!
you: oh thank you bitch,

by alone one why October 26, 2020

Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.

Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\

by K-Beezy August 29, 2017

Tainted Ass

A term used to identify a girl to your friends as one you've dated/slept with in the past

Rick: She's pretty cute!
John: That's my tainted ass.

by Deezerman October 03, 2016