flat ass bookin

Moving as fast as you possibly can, usually used to describe a medical helicopter flying as fast as they possibly can in order to save a life.

*sound of helicopter overhead*
“Hey? What’s that sound?”
*listening*
“That’s the sound of Metro Life Flight flat ass bookin!”

by trparky February 16, 2021

Goofy Ass MF

Someone who makes random noises and posts random ass pics and gifs and is overall, a fucking goofy ass mf

"I like balls"
"Bro you're such a goofy ass mf"

by thefartman2912 September 24, 2022

National Grab ass day

This day is disgusting and is just a excuse to sexually assault people!

Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day

Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you

by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022

Grab ass day

29. May is it grab ass day. Grab some ass

It’s grab ass day today

by RomboDaBoi May 28, 2019

The slow-ass effect

A person who starting to become a clumsy dumbass and yet still hasn't realized why they're mostly ignored in society.

Person 1: hey dude have you seen that car accident next to us?
Person 2: ....what?
Person 1: damn the slow-ass effect is getting in to him

by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023

Their ass beat

What Ari is about to get

Person one:

What did Ari get for new years?

Person two: their ass beat.

by kyle and zaviour January 1, 2022

ass-steak

A poor cut of beef from the rear of the cow, like sirloin or round, typically found at very affordable prices. Usually needs marinade or heavy seasoning to be pleasant to eat.

I sent my wife with a twenty to get some T-bone steak at the grocery store, but she came back with ass-steak.

by jabberwocky1981 April 7, 2011