This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week
by Eloise010 May 29, 2018
Get the I'll ass you into next weekmug. Thermonuclear ass occurs when you eat a shit load of taco bell with diablo sauce and you obliterate your toilet and everything within a two mile radius of ground zero at three in the morning
Dude i ate twenty bucks worth of Taco Bell last night and got some thermonuclear ass going on…….i think I killed the neighbors cat and my toilet in one go.
by Shitbox209 May 11, 2023
Get the thermonuclear assmug. Person 1: I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS BEARD OF THEM ALL!!!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!
by Aureole Youtube Channel February 26, 2019
Get the Ass beardmug. by avl.alexx December 16, 2017
Get the whole head assmug. by Roshi January 19, 2022
Get the Ass and tittiesmug. 
A coffee cake is usually used by thirsty douche bags when they see a women with a nice butt. They would disrespect her by yelling "Coffee Cake Ass!!" Your butt brings the douche bags to the yard.
Ina: Dam girl you got a coffee cake ass!!
Jake: Bring that CCA over here girl!!
booty BB Bubble Butt fuck boi
Jake: Bring that CCA over here girl!!
booty BB Bubble Butt fuck boi
by kys.kms June 27, 2016
Get the coffee cake assmug.