minecraft boner

When you get horny when you see a creeper for the first time

WTF I GOT A MINECRAFT BONER ..... I NEED A CREEPER

by R=4321 December 30, 2013

BONER STAB

SLEEPING WITH A GIRL WITHOUT ANY KISSING OR FOREPLAY.

I SLEPT WITH THIS GIRL WITHOUT ANY KISSING OR FOREPLAY. I STRAIGHT BONER STAB THESE CUM DUMPSTERS!!

by MEAT CURTINS April 19, 2010

boner blinded

The act of blinding a female with your sicilian boner while she is in the region of your crotch nether-region ready to suck your dick.

Bob: Yo sally, why you wearing that eye patch?
Sally: Fabricio boner blinded me last night
Bob: ...but you still sucked his dick right?
Fabricio: haha... you suck dick well for a blind girl... better than Helen Keller

by Dirty Vero April 15, 2008

loner boner

A boner that appears without warrant and often by itself with no other boners around. I.E, a boner appearing at a strange time that no other man would find sexy.

A spontaneous boner, if you will.

"I was in math class and got a total loner boner. Had to cover it with my text book."

by Supercalifragilisticexpaladocious January 14, 2008

chode boner

A Chode Boner is something that just gets wider...

if you were to have a chode and have a boner, te sides of the penis would shoot left and right

my friend has a chode boner...its fun to look at!

by pochypizzle March 02, 2011

beer boner

erection that occurs with beer and is used in conjuntion with beer googles

If it wasn't for the beer I would be able to get a beer boner with this bitch

by Jack the Wack 80 December 11, 2008

Graveyard Boners

1. A non-existant gang some loser claims to belong to.
2. A guy who acts like/says/thinks he's in a real gang, when, in reality, if he ever approached them, the cops would never find his body.

Larry: Y'all better watch out! I run with a gang son!

Me: (mocking Larry) Oh, Graveyard Boners, baby!

by Anarchist October 20, 2003