doctor weed

The greatest Dr. there is. Listen up and take yo prescriptions.

Why did you smoke so much?

Doctor Weed wrote me a prescription.

by doctorweed January 16, 2015

Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato

"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale

by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017

weed dell

That dude:
Bad motherfucker:

That nigga weed dell is looking for yo ass!

by IDGT314 August 29, 2022

Weeding

A death in the family

I attended my aunts weeding today

by Antbytheway July 14, 2022

Weed Blonde

A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.

Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.

by Fennec Burger December 25, 2016

Tainted weed

Marijuana laced with other drugs such as pcp, dmt. Etc.

I was buggin out last night man!
That kid gave me tainted weed!

by CHAINsmoker June 16, 2014

WEED

never give weed to an adhd kid.

I smoke weed every day.

by TheRealYEET#5332 March 3, 2021