dead vaginas

what you get your old lady, "instead of" flowers (actually, the flowers ARE dead vaginas, just a different name for them), when either she wouldn't give it up OR laid there like a corpse whilst copulating

"man, last night Edna was so cold that when she spread her legs the furnace kicked on, so this morning I figured I'd tell her thanks by picking up a baker's dozen of some really nice dead vaginas on the way home."

by Steve Hagar December 14, 2008

Vagina Pancakes

What your special lady requests for breakfast when she's half asleep.

"What do you want me to make you for breakfast in the morning dear?" says the man. "Vagina pancakes," she replies. They both giggle.

by Robisgod March 14, 2009

Vagina Reflector

Someone or Something so hideous that will make a girl stay away from at all costs.

Guy 1: Hi my names Jordan, I like penis!
Girl 1: Ewww!!
Guy 2: Dude you're such a Vagina Reflector

by Zeldas12 January 3, 2010

morbidly vagina

a word used to describe a person on how he/she is behaving

Woah, that guy is being a morbidly vagina.
Damn look at the chick, she is way morbidly vagina.

by Mr. Nick May 2, 2006

Vagina Knuckle

A passenger motorcycle seat addendum where extra seat-foam padding is added to the seat to provide a protrusion for the passenger (usually a female), to push against with her groin under hard braking. Usually used in conjunction with having her hands placed on the tank while her boyfriend/husband acts like a hooligan in traffic.

"That vagina knuckle really saved your lower back when that mini-van pulled in front of us and you had to slam on the brakes."

by Spooph September 30, 2009

mia's vagina

A really smelly girl who or is the biggest slag you will ever meat... her vagina is said to be the most dark, mysterious place known to man kind !!

If you ever find yourself close to this unspeakable place be aware that you will not live to tell the tail... (unlike me)

WOW !! This deep dark place , which smells like fish guts, looks like "Mia's vagina"

by Banter_boi June 28, 2015

Vagina Hiccups

A contraction of the vagina that repeats several times per minute. In humans, the abrupt rush of air into the body of the uteris causes the vaginal flaps to close, creating a "hic" sound.

William: What the Fuck was that noise?
Mara: Sorry, i get the Vagina Hiccups when im cold.
William: Bitch make me a sandwich.
Mara: thats soo cruel!
William: Shut up cunt.

by SaberMoFrigga April 25, 2011