Flappy Vagina 

Vaginal inner lips which hang a bit outside the vagina.

Let me tell you about flappy
Flappy being defined Flappy Vagina /\

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Flappy Vagina by Drunk P August 5, 2008

Big ole vagina!

A liar usually knows as Seth hoggard

Guy one:you know Seth?

Guy two: yeah he's a "big ole vagina!"

Big ole vagina! by Johnboyyyz May 2, 2011

sand in my vagina 

A good excuse to get out of anything.

Coach: Son, why don't you want to play today?
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.

sand in my vagina by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003

SEPTIC VAGINA 

The end result of a double dipping session where the swaping between anus and vagina transfers fecal matter from one hole to the other resulting in a tuna cunt septic vagina.

Last night's double dipping with johnny was great but now I have a septic vagina!

SEPTIC VAGINA by chris musico March 26, 2008

Velvet Vagina 

Noun-

A girl that won't put out, or is to exclusive for sex (like the velvet red ropes at clubs)

Fred- Dude did you get any last night?
-No, that bitch is a velvet vagina

Velvet Vagina by hxc_drummer18 July 8, 2009

Laser Vagina Surgery 

The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.

Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.

I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.

God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.

Laser Vagina Surgery by Banana Wiggles February 4, 2007

Sandy Vagina 

Politically correct way of saying someone is an irritating cunt.

Marvin, do you need some Midol and Tampax because you are being a sandy vagina today.

Sandy Vagina by Rockingrandma October 14, 2011