cookin' tits

When someone is absolutely owning or winning at something, they are said to be "cookin' tits." Usually exclaimed by hipsters pretending to be cool.

Hipster: Dude! I just got 7 different phone numbers from hot asian chicks over there!

Other Hipster: Holy shite! You're cookin' tits.

by Slim Shady Lady May 27, 2011

Chin Tits

When a woman has a double chin and pushes her breasts up underneath them at the same time.

I sure wouldn't mind titty fucking that fat whore's chin tits!

by Thezzar Mazzar January 20, 2010

meat tits

The fattest, most awesome tits that you've ever seen in your life.

I want to find me a nice pair of meat tits.
Hey Bill, check out the meat tits on that one.

by mesjm2 April 9, 2011

Timmy Tits

When people have done something stupid, you would call them this.

"Oh My God - you are such a group of Timmy Tits!"

by helster8 January 22, 2009

tit tape

Adhesive tape stragically placed to support naturally sagging breasts. Frequently used by female fashion models and wannabees to make their love pillows appear as perky as the the day they first noticed they had them.

"Hey Heidi, where's the tit tape? I can't go out there with these spaniel's ears" "I don't know Laetitia, I think Naomi used it all"

by Don Jimenez September 29, 2006

tit cheese

The eventual product from female breast milk. can be made from tit milk into tit cheese, tit youghurt and tit butter.

also similar to the term nob cheese.

"oh I do like a bit of tit cheese with me crackers gromit"

by GoSco May 1, 2007

Chicken Tits

chicken tits - when a parent feeds a female child large amounts of non free range chicken containing excessive growth hormones for increased meat tenderness and mass. The result being wherein the child proceeds to enter the puberty stages and totally end up being a hot babe with huge knockers who likes to slut around.

"hey, that girl over there looks like her parents were really nice when she was little and took her out to eat alot at kentucky fried chicken."

"why do you say that?"

"Because she has chicken tits and I want to have sex with her"

by ClamSpasm November 14, 2006