Dutch Waffle

A cross between a Dutch Oven and a Blue Waffle. When you fart in someone's vagina and she queefs it back out. As opposed to the normal scentless queef, this one will be as rancid as the infection it will cause later on.
The infection she got from that dutch waffle last week looks just like a "blue waffle".
by nodatahere September 22, 2020
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Spicy Waffle House

While performing cunnilingus with maple syrup, insert a spicy chicken tender into a woman’s anus.
I gave Heater a Spicy Waffle House last night, her ass is still burning.
by Bpwiggi November 20, 2021
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Waffling

The Silly things that Waffle does that she finds amusing or to amuse her self.
"I'm Waffling, I turn random shit to max and giggle like a little bitch at how absolutely fucked up it looks"
by Hidden_Dork_rising_Dorkum January 21, 2024
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waffling

A technique of switching opinions on a subject in order to be better received by different audiences. Sometimes, however, people mistake a thoughtful reconsideration for waffling, an error that can lead to such detrimental effects as the re-election of W.
Yesterday Bobby said he liked J.Lo's ass but today he waffled and said it's an ugly bubble-butt.
by Fae August 28, 2004
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Waffling

Carrying dangerous contraband such as guns, knives, or shanks.
Tyler: Are you waffling?
Danny: Uuh, yeah?
Tyler: SECURITY!
by iD R O ii Dz April 15, 2010
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Waffling

Waffling is speaking in a vague and trivial manner for no reason at all.
Definition of waffling:

“It’s like taking the third derivative of the ionic bonds when the algorithmic mass is about to have a chemically forced reaction with the apple to the fourth power”
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waffling

To waffle: to leave an impression on the face or body such as a waffel iron makes on a pancake.
He slammed into the chain link fence so hard it left a waffel on him.

When she awoke from her nap she had a waffle mark from the mat on her face.

She sat on his face till it waffeled her butt.
by Yonder August 24, 2004
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