Banana Nut Muffin

The act of stuffing her partners scrotum into her vagina while he is fucking her ass.

Hey honey, interested in a banana nut muffin tonight?

Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz

by Manic Hispanic January 26, 2009

Blabby Muffin

When a girl puts her period blood in a pan and bakes it into an oven.

Blabby Muffin-I have no fuckin idea what I ate, but it was red, moist and mushy

by Hooray For Boobies!!!! October 2, 2008

Thug Muffin

A word that a fucking faggot uses to describe his dog. One who uses this term is often perceived as a homosexual, but may actually just be bisexual.

Fag: Come here Thug Muffin let me pet you!
Dude: You're a fucking faggot. I'm gonna kick your ass.

by ThugmuffinsMurderer November 19, 2013

Fluffin' your Muffin

A term used by Killysunt on YouTube; basically means "just fucking with you."

Me: Your cat's dead. Just fluffin' your muffin

by Buttered Quayle April 23, 2019

My Grandmas Muffins

A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.

“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”

by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020

Sky the English Muffin

A sky that stays up too late, particularly in the United Kingdom.

She always saw the Sky the English muffin, whenever she came on vacation.

by _0i May 6, 2019

Stud Muffin Top

The phase that an attractive man enters before dad bod. This usually occurs when his partner is pregnant and he is supporting her pregnancy food cravings.

While Charlotte was told she was looking radiant while she was pregnant, her husband Steve was told he better watch his stud muffin top before he had a full fledged dad bod.

by yogibaker May 22, 2016