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Jake

Typically from Pennsylvania.
Jake is your gay bestfriend who will trust and love you till the day you die. Jake doesn’t have a lot of money and when he has it he uses it on drugs. Jake can sometimes be a drug dealer or maybe even be a male hooker.
Jake is the best gay friend you will ever have
by Ahejielsndd r February 27, 2022
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Jake

Although he may legally be an adult Jake probably acts more like a child.

Someone who probably plays NAIA football at a small Catholic institution and uses pizza rolls in exchange for sex.

He is a bitch.

Probably an only child based on the way he treats women.

Disloyal to America and sides with Britain.
Jake, another word for a man who is immature and is a misogynistic individual.
by mommymilkers88 November 29, 2021
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Jake Paul

He's a 2 IQ content creator who is known for having an audience of 11 year old girls
by Sid:) August 19, 2020
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Jake

A Jake is someone who loves to pay for your dinner even when you can afford it. If you dont let a Jake pay for it then he gets so aggravated and aggressive to the point where no is not accepted. All so he can pay for a 5 dollar soup. A Jake is also someone who loves to sleep with a C-Pap machine and thinks everybody should have one even though he forgets to use it every night. A Jake is also someone who likes to play footsie with strangers in public stalls.
Oh sorry i couldnt make it over tonight im tired and forgot to use my c-pap. What a Jake!

This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!

I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!
by Joebeeplowin November 22, 2019
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jake ebs

Should date Jaida
Jake Ebs should date Jaida
by LeopardKing7173 April 13, 2020
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Jake Goff

Don't you hate that son of a bitch Jake Goff!
~Elon Musk
by graysondemos March 4, 2018
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Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.
Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
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