fingering the grandma

doing or keeping e.one story I herd about this unusual term is that some old folk acidentaly mistook there grand childs drug stash as medication. invibed and became more um comfortable with sexual activity than they had been in years. in other words an example of the power of the drug.

Are you fingering the grandma tonight?

by anita bigdick May 24, 2004

two fingers

See 2 fingers.

by Fangsta April 29, 2003

stinky finger

the result of going to bed with an itchy butt

John: Dude, Chris.. why does Paul smell so bad?

Chris: You know how he do... Go bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

by occ_dude October 30, 2007

finger circle

When you make ur hand into the this shape 👌 then proceed to flip it over below the waste. Used as an expression of fuck you suck my dick ect.

Bro nick saban flexing on all the haters with that finger circle below the belt.

by SA1324 May 3, 2018

The Bong Finger

The act of putting your right hand palm up, flicking the middle finger back and forward whilst saying "BONG!" to vulgarly arouse a young girl or boy.

Can also used to intimidate a friend or PE teacher by "bong fingering" their rectum or testicles.

Gaz : "How can I arouse the potential Ryan?"
Ryan : "Use the Bong Finger!"
Gaz : "BONG BONG BONG"
Potential : Oooooohhhhhh.... *orgasms*

by Kitchhh May 17, 2010

finger jockey

A person who after inserting their finger in an anus, genital area or otherwise offensive odor producing area, whipes said finger in random places to transfer the smell. Similar to a stink palm but smaller.

Tom was a total finger jockey. I could smell his girl friend's vagina on the door handle.

by hgeer3 June 3, 2010

clicker finger

In this day and age, the clicker finger has replaced the pointer finger. With the revolution of the personal computer, nobody points anymore, they click. So the clicker finger is actually your index finger.

Oh man, today was the lamest work day. I spent the entire day on the computer and now my clicker finger is killing me!

by srbudboyy2k August 8, 2007