A side order. The second choice.
1: She just got rejected by him, and now she's with you?
2: Yeah, so?
1: Dude, you're a total biscuit.
2: Yeah, so?
1: Dude, you're a total biscuit.
by Afellowbiscuit45 November 1, 2017

When you have opened a packet of biscuits and eaten a few and then leave them for a couple of days, the top biscuit in the pack will go stale, but in doing so, will keep the rest of the biscuits fresh - it is deemed the sacrificial biscuit...
Person 1 - "Yeah I'll have a biscuit, but don't give me the stale one at the top"
Person 2 - "don't worry bro, I would never give a homie the sacrificial biscuit"
Person 2 - "don't worry bro, I would never give a homie the sacrificial biscuit"
by das raving salty man 2K16 August 29, 2023

A type of bread or a small cake; British way of saying cracker, or cookie; A light brown colour; A flat brown piece of wood used to join two mortised planks
"Bojangles has the best biscuits!" "May we have biscuits now mum?" "Ah yeah man my favorite colour is biscuit." "I need a biscuit."
by McDonalds Large Fry December 19, 2019

by psh you wish 08 =) April 9, 2009

by Dirty Blueberry May 16, 2016

A strange pose performed by a "Big Fat Ricky" used to attract members of the opposite sex, usually performed whilst intoxicated at a local pub.
"Bro, Bro... did you see Big Fat Ricky pulling the biscuit maker on those girls?"
"Nah man. Did he pull it off?"
"Nope, but it was a damn fine biscuit maker"
"Nah man. Did he pull it off?"
"Nope, but it was a damn fine biscuit maker"
by Tron-Funkin-Blow November 3, 2011

by Charlieunderwear March 26, 2016
