Moon Gooning

The process of jerking off during a full moon.

Bro you should try moon gooning it was awesome.

by TokyoBlood April 26, 2024

Moon Owner

A superlative reference to someone with an amazing idea that could potentially make millions.

A term of amazement for your friend when he thinks of a brilliant idea while high.

Jimmy’s dad invented the straw. He is a fucking Moon Owner.

Chocolate ashtrays?Bro, you are a fucking Moon Owner.

by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018

Moon

My lovely bobo bbbbbbbbbb.

I love moon moon b.

by Harvey Vector November 22, 2021

Full moon

When you can see the moon

I love full moons

by 459395 April 11, 2023

Moon Gooning

The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.

Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.

by George Palorovik February 19, 2025

moon gooning

When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they go on for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness. When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causes an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.

I and my friends went moon gooning mom.

by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024

Howling at the moon

If you are a human doing this it is just SCARY! Leave it to the cute non-FUCKED up little shit over here.

Me: "why are you, um, howling at the moon."

CRAZY DUDE: "I AM ONE WITH NATURE!!"

Me: "totally snapping this to my friends."

by Wolf Master 5000 December 10, 2016