September 1st

Birthday of only the spawn of satan. Anyone who is born on this day deserves to have a fucking lightsaber shoved up their rectum

“I’m born on September 1st!”

“jump off a bloody bridge”

by gingerninja68+1 April 26, 2024

September 30th

September 30th is national joe day, you have to say ¨hey Joe what's your last name¨ to everyone you meet, even if they're not called Joe. Then the person you asked it is forced to reply ¨Joe Mama¨ with no exceptions.

¨Oh it's september 30th it's national Joe day.¨
¨Hey Joe what's your last name?¨
¨Joe Mama¨

by xXPopeMolesterXx September 30, 2019

september 10th

In this day, we will all free young thug

september 10th guy : FREE YOUNG THUG
other person : what
september 10th guy : it's september 10th, we free young thug today

by dick.choker293 June 18, 2023

September Ninth

National Hug a best friend day

Run up and hug one of your best friends without even saying anything, totally unexpected.

Buddy 1- ayo bro its September Ninth go hug a best friend
Buddy 2- Dam bro ur right *hugs Buddy 1*
Buddy 1- ayo bro im ur best friend?
Buddy 2- Yea ofc bro
Buddy 1- We have known eachother for 5 minutes...

by September Seventh September 8, 2021

September 24 Kiss ur crush day

September 24 is the day you kiss your crush not on the cheek but on the lips.

It’s September 24 kiss ur crush day

by KISS UR CRUSH September 23, 2021

September 4th

Get back with your ex who’s name is catie

“yo it’s September 4th! you know what that means?”
“nah what?”
“you gotta get back with catie”
“that sexy bitch 😏😏 hell yeah!”

by emily5767 September 4, 2022

Simp September

Simp for her September

Jack:You look good today
Crush:Thank You(He a Simp, Simp September)

by Quandelldingle69 September 6, 2022